Avoid the Obvious , state the Unknown;
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nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via andrewquo)

Cop:Have you been drinking?
Me:I been drankin'
Cop:Surfbort
Me:Surfbort

When I see my friend trying to take a selfie

whatshouldwecallme:

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shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

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officialwhitegirls:

me: why don’t you just break up with him

friend: because i love him 

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unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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